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Big_Adam
WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS EVERYWHERE!
I don’t get it, their dead. Yet still the manage to get freekin everywhere in no time flat. Okay, I know that many of them got infected then wondered off then became a zombie but zombies still seem to be everywhere.
You go into a locked room, zombie. Go into an abandoned building, zombie. Go for a wizz, ZOMBIE!
I mean, I know they have the urge for flesh. Also they can be a bit like sniffer dogs in finding people but they have no idea how anything works so how do they get into every conceivable place. Also if they can get into these places why the hell do they hand about there. Move on zombie.
I can easily spot a zombie, hell I can go as far as to tell you the exact type of zombie your looking as as it descends upon you with it mouth gaping open ready to bit, thats easy.
I just can’t figure out zombie behavior.
they have no drive (other than to eat), no mass strength, no idea how things work. Yet, zombies seem able to break into even the most protected of bases. They can have walls, wires, bombs, electricity, giant zombie eating sheep.
BUT THEY STILL GET IN!
I think a new standard in home construction should be made. “Zombie Proof”, along with a level to which a building will withstand zombie onslaught.
Then again, you could be in a sealed vault. I still think a zombie would pop up from somewhere at some point and devour your brains.
Freekin’ zombies.
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