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Big_Adam
Well, I’ve coved boobs now lets more onto another part of the female form, the body!
Seems that currently in the big wide world of fashion (and what not) that the size zero is a highly debated thing.
The women of the fashion world (you know, the skinny ones) slightly freak me out. I mean I’ve seen more meat on a chicken leg than some of the people who are made to prance up and down. They seem to be four meters of leg then a head and some strawberries on an ironing board for a chest. No smile, just a frame and some extra bits to make it look human.
That’s not my thing. I don’t get the whole thing behind people wanting to be sizes X, Y, Z then again I’m a rather large man and don’t leave the house too often so what the hell do I know!
What I do like however is a little bit of tone and a little bit of weight on woman. Something like, Emily Booth. She used to do a late night clips shows with lots of random clips from around the world (like Cub & Wolf and various other weird shows, weird! Not Euro Trash weird. Damn it, what was it called…ah! Shock Movie Massacre) and she had a little bit of tone and was a gorgeous looking woman.
Another thing (we’re falling into the well of rambling rants here as it’s late and my system is starting to crash from all the sugar I eat all day. Need more chicken or something), I was watching a show called “Am I Normal?” It was a documentary about, well odd people. Not “freaks” but people who had either gone out their way to change the way they look or (in the case of the woman with the beard) just went “sod it” and let nature make its natural way. Anywho, during this was a segment about how a U.S.A. surgeon does a surgery where he’ll use a laser to cut the labium then sort of (in a very bloke way) stick it back together.
I’m sorry, I think I missed something here. There where medical reason to do this because of various medical problem but then he also does “cosmetic” as well.
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Cosmetic!
This giver of life, this sacred gateway, this fairly joyous thing gets a laser pointed at it to make it look better? I really wonder about the world some days I really do. Thing is the guy then goes onto talk about his TEENAGED clients!
Crap on a crutch.
I can see how they came to that idea now;
Jim: Got that cure for cancer yet?
Bob: No better, I can make a vagina look really pretty.
Jim: Sweet!
Anyway, my point … errm … I’m sure I had one. Something about natural beauty, don’t worry about weight so much, alls clear on the wester front, chickens can fly.
Or something like that.
I’m going to bed, before my mind crumbled in to a fine purple dust of some kind.
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