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2 - Animals look like they're floating

Virtual paws find it hard to make contact with the real world

While CGI spaceships, robots and buildings can all be made to look vaguely believable, the animals always look as if they’re floating slightly above the ground, and usually at a slightly weird angle too. The trailer for ‘The Golden Compass’ (with the exception of the overly shiny airship) all looks pretty convincing until a ridiculous armoured bear appeared, looking almost exactly like a computer generated beast that had been badly superimposed onto the film. Funny that.

The same also goes for the animals in ‘The Chronicles of Narnia,’ the bouncing beasts in the field-frolicking ‘love scene’ in ‘Attack of the Clones and the prehistoric animals in just about every ‘documentary’ about extinct animals. I’ll accept that there are few alternatives to CGI in these instances; I wouldn’t want to be the guy who had to persuade the polar bear to put on his armour, and animatronic animals often look even more ridiculous than their CGI counterparts.

As such, I instead propose to abolish all talking animals from films (because talking animals are always extremely irritating, however well done they are), and allocating a larger budget for the animals in the rare cases where CGI animals must be used.

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